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Man vs. Machine

Last week our garbage disposal jammed.

About 5 minutes after this happened, I hear, "Honey, I forgot to tell you something..."

Apparently Marcie was cleaning out the girls' lunch boxes, when some change had fell out of one of them and down the drain.
The only money we put in with their lunches is to buy milk at school ($.35). Since Marcie had successfully extracted that much money from the disposal, she thought there was nothing more in there to worry about. Well, apparently not...

I was told, by more than one source, to simply use the allen wrench to spin the disposal backward until the offending obstruction came back to the top. Since we thought all the money was out of the disposal, I wasn't 100% sure what this was, let alone the possible denomination value of it.

Well, last night, I finally got around to doing this.
I spun that God-forsaken thing counter clockwise more times than I know... I really wasn't counting, mostly doing my impersonation of Yosemite Sam throwing a fit.
After about 15 minutes of this spinning to no avail, I decided to dismount this contraption from the sink and see if spinning it while it was upside down would do any good.
Have I ever installed a garbage disposal? No.
Have I ever uninstalled one? No.
Have I ever seen anyone do either of these? No.
But after quick inspection, it looked simple enough to dismount my nemesis from its fittings on the sink drain.
After unplugging it, unscrewing the drain pipe and disconnecting the drain hose from the dishwasher, I spun the funky fastener at the top of the disposal and lowered it down. Surprisingly lightweight.
I proceeded to invert this contraption and figured a few more reverse spins with the allen wrench and the obstruction was SURE to come out with the added assistance of Newton's discovery of gravity.
HAH! Nothing doing!
After about 15 more minutes of that nonsense, I decided to get out *dramatic music* The Tools.
Have I ever worked on a garbage disposal? No.
Have I ever watched anyone work on one? No.
Was I thinking I was going to get in over my head in a hurry? The thought crossed my mind...
After taking off what appeared to be some kind of decorative collar, I noticed 3 large screws that seemed obvious to me as what held the top half of this bane of my existence to its lower half.
With trusty, flat blade screwdriver in hand, I began my exploratory operation into the bowels of this electric pig.
With the three screws carefully set aside for hopeful reassembly at a later time, I began examination of the interior.
And THERE it was!
All of a sudden, one of my daughters' Curious George's books came to mind. You know the one? Where he swallows the puzzle piece and has to go to the hospital?
I saw the cause of all this torment. This thing that had me wondering if I was going to have to spend upwards of $75 (or more, plus tax, travel and installation) was peeking out from the crack between the plate and the side of the housing.
1, thin, solitary dime.
A measly ten cents almost had me spending considerably more, whether it would have been for a repair call or replacement.

I successfully extracted the blockage.











EUREKA! Success! Victory! I had to contain myself though. My daughters were already in bed and I dare not create any noise that would disturb them lest I have to explain every detail to them before I'd have any hope of getting them back to bed.

And then I commenced reassembly
Top piece fitted to bottom piece.
Screws tightened.
Decorative plastic piece returned to original location.
Disposal lifted to sink drain and partially set in position.
Drain reattached.
Discharge hose from dishwasher attached.
Tighten down fitting to hold disposal onto sink drain.
Plugged unit back into outlet.

Moment of truth #1. Would it 'hold water'?
With apprehension I turned on the faucet and carefully inspected under the sink for any signs of Gene Kelly Singing in the Rain.
Nope! Bone dry!

Moment of truth #2. Would it spin, or would I suddenly hear that dull, jammed sound?
With water running, I reached over to the switch. I hesitated with anticipation. I threw the switch!
I stared in awe. I listened to the beautiful music of the whirring and humming of a fully functional garbage disposal!
I HAD FIXED IT!

My feelings of self worth have taken an exponential shift upward!
It seemed very anti-climatic to move on to my next task.
Cleaning the kitchen floor...

Walt Disney World discovers Quinceañera parties

Walt Disney World discovers Quinceañera parties
posted by ScottPowers on May 2, 2007 10:59:00 AM

Girls now can hold their Quinceañera parties at Walt Disney World, with specially-planned packages at prices that start at between $1,800 to $20,000, Disney announced this morning.

Disney event planners, who've had decades of experience packaging weddings, now are turning their princess resources --ranging from fairytale linens to Cinderella coach rides -- toward the traditional coming-of-age celebrations for 15-year-old Hispanic girls, their families and friends.

Disney launched the new program May 1 with a special party for 15 girls selected from throughout the United States and Puerto Rico. The ensuing party was taped and will be broadcast by "Show de Cristina" on the Univision Spanish language network on May 28.

Disney is offering the parties in venues ranging from ballrooms to intimate spaces in resort hotels to one-of-a-kind locations at the Disney's MGM Studios and Epcot theme parks.

Among packages:

§ A Reflection of You – A Quinceañera in the midst of the fireworks displays during "Illuminations: Reflections of Earth" at Epcot, starting at $1,800.

§ Dancing with a Star – A Quinceañera celebration dazzles at a designated Disney hotel or theme park with a multilingual DJ, a variety of menu options, with a starting price of $6,900.

§ Belle of the Ball –A Quinceañera ball for groups of 100 or more celebrants, starting at $20,000.

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/business_tourism_aviation/2007/05/walt_disney_wor.html
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Prom Tips for Dads of Daughters

Prom Tips for Dads of Daughters

High school Proms can be filled with excitement, dread, fun, uncertainty—and all at the same time! For many fathers, Prom is a big signal of how quickly “my little girl” is growing up—and a reminder of the hazards facing her out in the big bad world.

Dads & Daughters offers these tips to help dads, their daughters and stepdaughters get the most out of Prom time.

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1. It’s her Prom, not yours. Dad functions best when he’s a good coach who listens closely to where she’s at, rather than imposing his emotions or fears on the situation.

2. Does “Dad” mean “Detective?” Yes. It’s more than okay to meet her date ahead of time. Make it a low-pressure meeting, like encouraging her to invite her date over to do homework some night. Promise her you won’t act like a prosecuting attorney (and then keep that promise), but let her know you care about her friends because you care so much about her.

3. Keep your head when, all around you, others are losing their shoulder straps. Wearing “sexy” clothes (and dyeing hair) is normal adolescent behavior. It can be a daughter’s self-directed experiment in self-definition. Dad’s job is to let her know that he loves her for who she is, now and forever. Meanwhile, you are not a dork if you set a dress code, but be willing to compromise or (even better) develop a dress code together.

4. Beauty is in the eye of her dad. Always remember how important your opinions are to your daughter or stepdaughter. A girl needs to know that her dad thinks she is beautiful inside and out. Tell her she glows by just being herself -- and that the dress, hairdo and flowers are no match for her true, inner beauty.

5. Be in the know about the “Nos." No booze, no drugs, no hotel rooms, no riding without seatbelts. No exceptions. Then make sure she knows that, no matter where, when, or what the situation, you will come get her immediately if she finds herself in an uncomfortable or unsafe circumstance. And that there will be no lecture until at least the next day. Make a pact that you and she BOTH will let each other know where you are and who you’re with, all evening, no exceptions. Be sure she has access to a phone to reach you.

6. Yes, Dad, Prom costs money. So set a budget early. Talk honestly with each other about the cost of tickets, a dress, flowers, parties, etc. Then work out a realistic plan for what you can afford together, letting her share some of the load.

7. Simple is the new black. Many kids and families (and, sadly, some schools) invest so much in Prom that it seems like a bigger deal than a wedding. While teens want to fit in, they also like to be different. So offer the “simple” approach to Prom as her way to be radically different. Skip the limo (drive her yourself), skip the Vera Wang (many a fine dress hangs in thrift and consignment shops), and skip the Royal Banquet (suggest the old-fashioned idea of post-Prom bowling or making a scene eating at the local diner in tuxes and gowns).

8. Save the first dance for Dad. Make sure she knows how to slow dance with class and style. Practice with her to some songs from your Prom days.

9. Lock in on lock-ins. If the school hosts a post-Prom overnight lock-in, make sure you know what will be happening there and get her commitment to observe all the rules (including the one about having fun). If you volunteer to chaperone, make the following deal with a fellow chaperone: “I promised my daughter that I wouldn’t hover around her and her date. So, if you keep a close eye on my kid, I’ll cover your flank by keeping a close eye on your kid.” Only let her attend a non-school post-Prom party if you know the host family very well, they have a substance-free policy, and they know there’s going to be a party!

10. C’mon over! Avoid the post-Prom party minefield by having your daughter and a handful of her friends (and even their dates!) over to your house for a relaxed, substance-free, and well-chaperoned get-together.

11. Breaking up doesn’t mean the party’s over. If she breaks up with her date before Prom, encourage her to go with one or more other friends, even if there isn’t any romantic interest. But most of all, respect how she’s feeling, hear her out, support her, and follow her lead.

12. We’ll leave the light on for you. Wait up until she gets home, and then enjoy the fruit of your trust in each other—the great stories she’ll tell about the Prom (but don’t take it personally if she wants to tell Mom more than you—she may well tell you later, if you stay open to her).

Get more resources for fathering daughters at our website!
DADs: Making the world safe and fair for our daughters

Meet At City Hall on National Day of Prayer, 2007

Meet At City Hall on National Day of Prayer, 2007

T-Mobile says I'm a trouble-maker...

Just had another incident of trying to contact T-Mobile via their web site with a question about my account.

Their response? "I show special instructions on your account that say that it would not be possible for us to correspond with us via email and you must call Customer Care or go to a store for all issues and I am sorry you were not aware of this before. to find a retail store location in your area:"

Translation, I've been marked as a trouble-maker apparently.

Thank Marriott Today for Protecting Everyone's Right to breathe Smoke-Free Air!

Have you heard the great news? Marriott International, Inc. has just announced that starting September 1st all its 2,300 hotels in the United States and Canada are going 100% smoke-free! We're extremely excited that Marriott has joined Westin Hotels and Resorts in going smoke-free and has become the largest major hotel chain to adopt a comprehensive smoke-free policy. We need your help to thank Marriott for taking this important step to protect everyone's right to breathe smoke-free air. Will you help us thank Marriott today? Please click here to thank and congratulate Marriott for its leadership in protecting the health of both its guests and employees. It's great news that Marriott has decided to join the growing list of businesses, states and cities that are going smoke-free. Secondhand smoke is not just annoying -- it's dangerous. One puff contains more than 4,000 chemicals, including arsenic, ammonia, cyanide and 69 chemicals which are known to cause cancer. By going smoke-free Marriott has taken the lead in protecting all its workers and guests from the dangerous chemicals in secondhand smoke. Now everyone can enjoy a vacation or earn a living at thousands of Marriott's hotels without worrying about exposure to secondhand smoke. Please help us thank Marriott for taking this action to protect public health. Click here to send a thank you letter today. Thank you for your support with our efforts to promote smoke-free workplaces. Sincerely, Carter Headrick Director, Grassroots Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids Learn more about secondhand smoke and smoke-free laws. Click here.

AMBER ALERT - Zachary Miller

Amber Alert Canceled for 10 Year Old Saskatchewan boy
Posted: Monday July 31, 2006: 4:12 AM CST
Updated: Tuesday August 1, 2006: 5:38 PM CST

The Broadview RCMP canceled the Amber Alert after the child was found safe on Tuesday afternoon. The suspect and the second child remain missing at this time. RCMP believe they have the suspect and the second child surrounded on an abandoned farm near Kipling, Saskatchewan.

Zachary Miller 10 years of age. He is a white male, 4'5" tall, 70 pounds with red hair and brown eyes. He was last seen about noon today wearing black track pants with a red and white stripe and runners. Shirt description is not known.

Police believe the child was taken by: Peter Robert Joseph Whitmore of Morinville, Alberta. He is a white male, 35 years of age about 6 feet tall with a heavy build, brown hair and blue eyes. He is a convicted sex offender.

In a news conference aired live on News Talk Radio, a police spokesperson told reporters Whitmore had been seen in the Whitewood area in the last few days and had been in contact with the victim's family in the last few days. RCMP say the level of concern is 'extremely grave' as they believe the Miller 'may come to harm.' Police outside the province have also been notified of the Amber Alert.

The suspect may be driving a 1988 Dodge Caravan possibly with wood paneling and may have Alberta plate CUS 532.

If you have any information, please call 1-877-SO AMBER (1-877-762-6237 or dial 911.
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AMBER ALERT - Danielle Jimenez

Amber Alert Issued for 3 Year Old Texas Girl
Posted: Tuesday August 1 2006: 10:25 AM CST

The Texas DPS issued the Amber Alert after the child was abducted and the mother was fatally stabbed in Pasadena Texas on Monday night.

Danielle Jimenez, a 3 year old Hispanic female. She has brown hair and brown eyes. She's 2 feet tall and weighs 40 pounds.

The suspect is Leandro Jimenez. Leandro Jimenez is 38 years-old, 5 feet 8 inches tall and weighs 200 pounds. He is a white male with brown eyes and black hair and was last seen wearing a yellow pullover with blue jeans.

At approximately 8:30 p.m. on Monday, the suspect, Leandro Jimenez, is alleged to have stabbed his estranged wife. The assault occurred in the 16100 Block of Bear Bayou in Channelview.

The suspect vehicle is a 2004 Chevrolet 1500 Silverado pickup truck, silver in color, bearing Texas license plate 9NG H92. The pickup truck is reported to be an extended cab, step-side, with chrome wheels.

Anyone with information is asked to call the Harris County Sheriff's Office at (713) 221-6000 or dial 911.
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Plan B = Murder

From: American Life League
Date: 08-02-2006

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URGENT PRO-LIFE ACTION ALERT!
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO OTHERS!
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>>> CALL UPON PRESIDENT BUSH TO STOP PLAN B!

Following months of intense pressure from Planned Parenthood and the rest of the abortion industry, the Food and Drug Administration is ready to cut a deal with the manufacturer of Plan B -- the "morning-after" pill -- to make the dangerous drug available over the counter to women over the age of 18.

This action would be devastating to women's health and deadly to preborn children!

The President offers the last chance to keep Plan B from being sold at any neighborhood pharmacy without a prescription.

>>> PLAN B DESTROYS PREBORN BABIES

The "morning after" chemical cocktail frequently acts to destroy the life of a newly conceived human being in the days immediately following fertilization.

A Planned Parenthood website even acknowledges this fact by admitting that the "morning-after" pill frequently works by, "changing the lining of the uterus so that a fertilized egg could not implant in the uterus." As a result, a tiny preborn child is killed.

>>> PLAN B IS DANGEROUS TO THE GIRLS AND WOMEN WHO TAKE IT

There are numerous health risks associated with the drug and the proposed agreement would allow it to be distributed without proper medical supervision.

Also, there's no guarantee that girls under 18 would not be able to get their hands on this drug; there are too many adults willing to bend the rules.

>>> TAKE ACTION --- CALL OR E-MAIL THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY!

The last point of intervention to keep the dangerous "morning-after" pill from being available across the counter at your neighborhood drug store is the White House.

Stop whatever you're doing and take 30 seconds right now to tell President Bush to use his executive authority to overrule the Food and Drug Administration. Tell him to stop Plan B!

>>> WHITE HOUSE COMMENT LINE: 202-456-1111

>>> WHITE HOUSE E-MAIL: comments@whitehouse.gov

Do it now! There is less than one week to make a difference.

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Stafford, VA
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Will The Moron Please Stand Up?

1. AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:

Police in Oakland, Calif. spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???

An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, where in the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

4. THE GETAWAY!

A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

5. DID I SAY THAT???

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "that's not what I said!"

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING???

A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!

In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun... Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.

(hellooooooo)!

8. THE GRAND FINALE!!!

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they pulled into a nearby marina thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!

MovieGuide Review: Cars

MOVIEGUIDE REVIEW: CARS

Quality: * * * *
Acceptability: +3

CARS, Pixar and Disney's new computer-animated movie, is a feast for the eyes and the heart. Hotshot rookie racecar, Lightning McQueen, has his sights on winning the Piston Cup in a three-way race between two rivals. A series of coincidences strands Lightning in an isolated, rundown, small desert town called Radiator Springs, off Route 66. There, while rebuilding the main road he wrecked, Lightning encounters the quirky cars running the town and its various businesses. They teach Lightning the importance of integrity, caring for others and friendship. They also teach him that, sometimes, you have to lose yourself and slow down in order to find yourself and re-discover the values you lost.

For the complete review of CARS, and other current movies, visit http://www.movieguide.org.

As is the case with everything Pixar does, the computer animation in CARS is first-rate and gorgeous to watch. Fast-paced comedy isn't a primary goal here, but CARS more than makes up for it, in depth of feeling, creativity, intelligence, and excitement. The movie captures the old-fashioned values that made America and the American family great. Those values are worth preserving and celebrating, as well as emulating. CARS is the best movie so far of 2006. It will touch your heart and soul.

INTENDED AUDIENCE: All ages
RATING: G
RELEASE: June 9, 2006
TIME: 118 minutes

STARRING: THE VOICES OF Owen Wilson, Paul Newman, Bonnie Hunt, Larry the Cable Guy, Tony Shalhoub, Michael Keaton, John Ratzenberger, Cheech Marin, Jennifer Lewis, George Carlin, Paul Dooley, Katherine Helmond, Michael Wallis, and Richard Petty

DISTRIBUTOR: Pixar/Walt Disney Pictures/Buena Vista/Walt Disney Company

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MPAA places Christianity in same category as sex, violence, profanity

Donald E. Wildmon Founder and Chairman

June 8, 2006 MPAA places Christianity in same category as sex, violence, profanity Be sure to forward this to your friends and family! The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) is now warning parents of movies which contain a reference to the Christian faith, equating Christianity as being on the same level of sex, violence and profanity when it comes to objectionable material. The MPAA is controlled by Hollywood moguls known for their bitter opposition to Christianity. A new family film featuring miracles and a pro-God theme has earned the PG rating because it would offend non-believers. The MPAA refuses to give movies which promote the homosexual lifestyle a similar warning. In other words, MPAA warns parents if a movie has Christianity presented in a positive manner but refuses to warn them if homosexuality is presented in a positive manner. Facing the Giants is the story of a Christian high school football coach who uses his undying faith to battle the giants of fear and failure. Due to the Christian content, the MPAA rated it PG, placing it in the same offensive category as sex, violence and profanity. Click Here to read a good Scripps Howard News Service article about this issue. [ URL: http://www.shns.com/shns/g_index2.cfm?action=detail&pk=RELIGION-FAITH-06-07-06 ] The plot includes several prayers being answered, a medical miracle, and a mystic who delivers a message from God. The scene which MPAA found most offensive was a discussion between the football coach and a boy named Matt. The coach says the boy needs to stop bad-mouthing his father and get right with God. The boy replies: "You really believe in all that honoring God and following Jesus stuff? Well, I ain't trying to be disrespectful, but not everybody believes in that." The coach responds: "Matt, nobody's forcing anything on you. Following Jesus Christ is the decision that you're going to have to make for yourself. You may not want to accept it, because it will change your life. You will never be the same." That, says the MPAA, is very objectionable and parents need to be warned. Take Action Send an email to the MPAA asking them to stop their anti-Christian bigotry. Click Here to Email the MPAA Now! Or paste this link to your browser https://secure.afa.net/afa/afapetition/takeaction.asp?id=201 If you think our efforts are worthy, would you please support us with a small gift? Thank you for caring enough to get involved. Sincerely, Donald E. Wildmon, Founder and Chairman American Family Association P.S. Please forward this e-mail message to your family and friends! The MPAA needs to hear from Christians!

"Choosing Sides"

At a White House dinner, a churchman offered a benediction and closed with the pious affirmation: "The Lord is on our side."

When President Lincoln did not respond to this sentiment, someone asked him, "Don't you believe, Mr. President, that the Lord is always on the side of the right?"

"I am not concerned about that," was Lincoln's answer, "for we know that the Lord is always on the side of the right. My concern is that I and this nation should be on the Lord's side."

A Website saved this baby!

An important announcement from our friends at Care Net

A Website saved this baby!

Heidi found herself pregnant, scared and alone. An abortion seemed the only way out. Then she found the Option line Website. Heidi realized she wasn't alone, that she had life-saving options and that there was someone out there who cared. Heidi made an appointment and chose life for her baby!

We have learned that one of the most cost effective ways to reach pregnant women is through the Internet. And we can use the Internet to lead women to a secure place where they can learn their options, talk to loving counselors, and find a local Pregnancy Counseling Center in their area.

With the help of current donors to the LifeDonor Network, Care Net's website for women in crisis was able to directly communicate to over 80,000 women in the past few months because of internet advertising.

That's why AFA has joined hands with the pro-life ministry of Care Net in supporting the LifeDonor Network. Please consider joining the LifeDonor Network. You can help keep Option-line online in serving women and give them hope. Hope that can save lives.

It only takes a small monthly contribution and your support WILL save lives!

Click Here to Learn More About the LifeDonor Network

Care Net is a Christian ministry assisting and promoting the evangelical, pro-life work of pregnancy centers in North America. This story is a composite derived from real Option Line stories. The Option Line call center & website is jointly owned and operated by Heartbeat International and Care Net.

P.S. Please forward this to your family and friends!

Clean Communication

Today's Illustration - "Clean Communication"

In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe nonlinear waterfowl issue."

Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, "What exactly is that?"

The programmer replied, "They don't have all their ducks in a row."

Ouija Boards or Angel Boards = Evil

Do you really see any legitimate difference between these two boards?

Don't you dare sacrifice your son or daughter in the fire. Don't practice divination, sorcery, fortunetelling, witchery, casting spells, holding séances, or channeling with the dead. People who do these things are an abomination to God. It's because of just such abominable practices that God, your God, is driving these nations out before you.
Be completely loyal to God, your God. These nations that you're about to run out of the country consort with sorcerers and witches. But not you. God, your God, forbids it.

Deuteronomy 18:10-14 (The Message)

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Ouija Boards are of the Devil

and

ANGEL BOARDS are really OUIJA BOARDS