28 April 2006

I'm a Mazda Miata!


You like to soak up the sun, but your tastes are down to earth. Everyone thinks you're cute. Life is a winding road, and you like to take the curves in stride. Let other people compete in the rat race - you're just here to enjoy the ride.


Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

Deter Spam...

Scram Cruise?

Puzzled: Israelis say Cruise and Holmes should just call their daughter Scram. (File photo)

Puzzled: Israelis say Cruise and Holmes should just call their daughter Scram. (File photo) (Reuters)

Get out of here! Cruise baby name puzzles Israelis

Suri, the name chosen by Hollywood couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for their newborn daughter, is raising more than its share of interest in Israel.

It means "get out of here" in the local language, Hebrew.

News of the naming puzzled even those Israelis who thought they had seen it all after pop diva Madonna turned the ancient Jewish mystical tradition Kabbalah into a faith for the famous.

"I really don't know what they were thinking when they chose this name. It's a term that denotes expulsion, like 'Get out of here'," said Gideon Goldenberg, a linguistics professor at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem.

"It's pretty blunt."

Yaron London, a cultural commentator for Israel's Channel 10 television, had this rhetorical question for Suri's proud parents: "Why didn't you just go back to your ancestors' language, and call the kid 'Scram Cruise'?"

A Cruise family spokesman said last week that Suri has its origins in ancient Hebrew, as a variant on Sarah, the biblical matriarch. But that pronunciation is all but unknown in Israel.

There are exceptions.

Jerusalem journalist Surie Ackerman said her name was a formalised version of a nickname given by fellow ultra-Orthodox Jews in her native United States.

"It sounds strange to me that a non-Jewish, Scientology baby should be called Suri," Ms Ackerman said, referring to the alternative church which counts Cruise among its devotees.

"But there are plenty of strange names in the world."

And there are plenty of alternative meanings for Suri.

It's also a Nubian tribe, the word for "rose" in Persian, "sun" in Sanskrit and a term for a form of Alpaca's wool.

- Reuters

27 April 2006

Thank Furniture Row Company for sponsoring 'National Day of Prayer' car

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Thank Furniture Row Company for sponsoring 'National Day of Prayer' car

Furniture Row, a furniture company based in Denver, Colorado, is using the hood of its #78 Nextel Cup NASCAR race car this weekend to promote the National Day of Prayer coming up on Thursday, May 4.

#78 Furniture Row car promotes National Day of PrayerChairman Barney Visser and his company, Furniture Row, are the regular sponsors of the car, but decided to forgo the normal paint scheme to bring the message of prayer to millions of fans watching this weekend's NASCAR race at Talladega Speedway on national television.

Furniture Row operates 320 furniture stores in 31 states. Although the company's public relations manager said Chairman Visser prefers to shun the limelight, we thought you would like to thank him for promoting the "National Day of Prayer" on his #78 Nextel Cup NASCAR car.

Please send Furniture Row Chairman Barney Visser an email, letting him know you appreciate his company's promotion of the National Day of Prayer.

NOTE: If you see a commercial or program which is offensive, email us the information. Many of you have done this, and it is very helpful.

26 April 2006

Iowa Deputies Seek Serial Vomit Dumper

Iowa Deputies Seek Serial Vomit Dumper
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25 April 2006

A man and his paper clip...

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Kyle MacDonald is trying to trade one red paperclip for a house.
See how far he's gotten!

What lies on the other side???

A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side."

Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't know."

"You don't know? You, a Christian man, do not know what is on the other side?"

The doctor was holding the handle of the door; on the other side came a sound of scratching and whining, and as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.

Turning to the patient, the doctor said, "Did you notice my dog? He's never been in this room before. He didn't know what was inside. He knew nothing except that his master was here, and when the door opened, he sprang in without fear. I know little of what is on the other side of death, but I do know one thing... I know my Master is there and that is enough."

The ACLU in Heaven?

24 April 2006

A Mother Asks Why...

A mother asked President Bush,
"Why did my son have to die in Iraq?"

Another mother asked President Kennedy,

"Why did my son have to die in Viet Nam?"

Another mother asked President Truman,

"Why did my son have to die in Korea?

Another mother asked President F.D. Roosevelt,

"Why did my son have to die at Iwo Jima?"

Another mother asked President W. Wilson,

"Why did my son have to die on the battlefield of France?"

Yet another mother asked President Lincoln,

"Why did my son have to die at Gettysburg?"

And yet another mother asked President G. Washington,

"Why did my son have to die near Valley Forge?"

Then long, long ago, a mother asked...

"Heavenly Father, why did my Son have to die

on a cross outside of Jerusalem?"

The answers to all these are similar --

"So that others may have life and dwell in peace,

happiness and freedom."


This was emailed to me with no author

and I thought the magnitude

and the simplicity were awesome ...

IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS,
PLEASE, FEEL FREE...

TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM !!!

Know Your Money

The Great Seal of the United States, adopted in 1782, appears on the back of the one dollar bill.

The front of the seal shows an American bald eagle behind our national shield. The eagle holds an olive branch-symbolizing peace-with 13 berries and 13 leaves. In the left talon, the eagle holds 13 arrows-symbolizing war. The 13 units represent the original colonies. The eagle's head is turned toward the olive branch showing a desire for peace

The top of the shield represents the Congress, the head of the eagle represents the Executive branch, and the nine tail feathers represent the Judiciary branch of our Government. The motto, E Pluribus Unum, on the ribbon held in the eagle's beak, means "Out of Many, One."

On the reverse of the seal is a pyramid with 1776 in Roman numerals at the base. The pyramid stands for permanence and strength, The pyramid is unfinished, signifying the United States' future growth and goal of perfection. A sunburst and an eye are above the pyramid standing for the Deity. The 13 letter motto, Annuit Coeptis, means "He Has Favored Our Undertakings." Below the pyramid the motto, Novus Ordo Seclorum, means "A New Order of the Ages," standing for the new American era.

The most recent major change in the design of our currency was the addition of the inscription, "ln God We Trust." In 1955 a law was passed which stated that thereafter all new designs for coin and currency would bear the inscription.

19 April 2006

Free Online Video: Partial Birth Abortion Demonstrated by Dr. Bill Lile

As part of gynecologist Dr. Bill Lile's DVD presentation "God's Miracle of Life," the footage below is a a demonstration of a partial-birth abortion, using the actual instruments but without bloody or disturbing images - just a chair, a sheet, and a baby doll.


For more information on obtaining the DVD, which also includes ultrasound and in-vitro video of unborn children as well as demonstrations of other abortion techniques, visit www.dyinglight.com. For more information on Dr. William Lile, visit http://www.prolifedoc.org.


To view, click on the play button on the bar BELOW the image. Broadband interent highly recommended - even so, it may take several minutes to load, so please be patient.

14 April 2006

Family Film Review: Take the Lead

Family Film Review: Take the Lead

Release Date: April 7, 2006

MPAA Rating: PG-13, for thematic material, language and some violence

Staring: Antonio Banderas, Alfre Woodard, Rob Brown

Genre: Drama

Recommended Age: 13+

Take the Lead, starring Antonio Banderas, is a wonderful movie that children ages 13 and up can enjoy with their parents. The film tells the story of a group of inner-city high school students who learn to ballroom dance.

Take the Lead is based upon the life of ballroom dancer Pierre Dulane. In the film Pierre (Banderas) volunteers to teach ballroom dancing to inner-city high school students in New York. He is assigned to watch the students in detention, who at first are reluctant to participate telling him that ballroom dancing is for "rich white folks." Eventually, after Pierre demonstrates the tango for them with the top student at his studio, they take an interest. When Dulane tells his students about the all city dance competition coming up the kids decide to enter. The kids combine ballroom dancing with hip hop music to create their own new and interesting style. As the film progresses, Pierre becomes a mentor to many of his students, helping them through hard times.

Although the film teaches the value of team work and perseverance through hard times, there is also some questionable content that parents should be made aware of. Foul language is used regularly, especially the word "ass." The "f" and "s" words also occur, though are very rare. There is also one instance where a derogatory term referencing female anatomy is used to call one of the characters a coward. The sexual content is kept to a minimum although the dancing, both hip hop and ballroom, is sometimes provocative, and it is implied that the mother of one of the students is a prostitute. There is a scene near the end of the film in which one of Pierre's students is threatened with a gun and beat up. There are also mentions of alcohol and drug dealing. Overall parents should seriously debate whether their children are mature enough to handle a movie that addresses these issues, although the positive messages do out weigh the negative content. Take the Lead is a wonderful and entertaining film that children 13 and up will enjoy.

For more family movie reviews click here.

13 April 2006

The Red Neck Great Commission GIT-R-DUN

The Da Vinci Delusion

Donald E. Wildmon
Founder and Chairman


April 13, 2006

AFA joins with Coral Ridge Ministries to offer The Da Vinci Delusion

The Da Vinci Code is an attack on the very foundation of the Christian faith and it threatens to lead millions to believe that Jesus Chris was a fraud.

I have just finished watching The Da Vinci Delusion, produced by my good friend, Dr. D. James Kennedy, and Coral Ridge Ministries. It is absolutely great! It is a DVD which Christians need to watch.

On May 19, a blockbuster movie - The Da Vinci Code - will open in theaters. The book has sold nearly 40,000,000 copies. The book and movie make several false claims:

  1. Jesus and Mary Magdalene were man and wife.
  2. The New Testament is false testimony.
  3. There were 80 gospel accounts of Christ's life.
  4. The Roman emperor Constantine gave us the New Testament.
  5. The divinity of Jesus is an invention of fourth-century church leaders at the Council of Nicea.

While the book and movie claim to be based on fact, they clearly are not. Tragically many people, even Christians, will go away believing the book and movie are factual.

AFA has teamed with Coral Ridge Ministries to offer The Da Vinci Delusion, a DVD which is, indeed, based on fact and which points out the errors of the "facts" presented in the The Da Vinci Code.

Coral Ridge has produced an excellent DVD. The 60-minute video should be viewed by every Christian and shown in every church. It is filled with facts that are factual. The production is topnotch. The all-star lineup of participants serve as fact checkers, pointing out the errors called "facts".

Those who watch this DVD will be prepared to intelligently discuss the book and movie with those who have been convinced that The Da Vinci Code is based on fact.


Take Action

I urge you to order your DVD. Watch it. You will not be disappointed. Ask your pastor to show it in your church. Share it with your friends. The DVD is available for $25, including shipping. Order today before the rush begins the middle of May.

Order your copy today - $25 including shipping

Watch the Trailer


Sincerely,

Donald E. Wildmon, Founder and Chairman
American Family Association

P.S. Please forward this e-mail message to your family and friends!

Tax Quotes

When it comes to taxes, everyone has an opinion. These quotes reflect the opinions of their authors; their inclusion here is not an official IRS endorsement of the sentiments expressed.

"Taxes are what we pay for civilized society.'' — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., U.S. Supreme Court Justice

"The power of taxing people and their property is essential to the very existence of government.'' — James Madison, U.S. President

"To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men." — Edmund Burke, 18th Century Irish political philosopher and British statesman

“I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is – I could be just as proud for half the money.” — Arthur Godfrey, entertainer

“People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.”
— Unknown

"No government can exist without taxation. This money must necessarily be levied on the people; and the grand art consists of levying so as not to oppress.'' — Frederick the Great, 18th Century Prussian king

"Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten.'' — Lord Bramwell, 19th Century English jurist

"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.'' — Arthur C. Clarke, author

"Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.” — F. J. Raymond, humorist

A tax loophole is "something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform.''
— Russell B. Long, U.S. Senator

"Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form.''
— Laurence J. Peter, author

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.” — Albert Einstein, physicist

“Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.” — Gerald Barzan, humorist

“Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.” — Plato

“Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.” — Will Rogers, humorist

Last Request


Last Request
Sent Thursday, April 13, 2006

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.'"

Received from Frank.


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12 April 2006

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Aslan, Jesus Christ And The Resurrection

Aslan, Jesus Christ And The Resurrection

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By Rev. Louis P. Sheldon

April 12, 2006 - Last week, the DVD version of C. S. Lewis’s “The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe,” was released for sale in stores throughout the U.S. The story, if you haven’t read the book or seen the movie, is about a magical wardrobe, four precocious British children in World War II, and a kingdom called Narnia, a land in perpetual winter.

The major theme of the film is the conflict between an evil White Witch and Aslan, the Lion. Aslan dies and is resurrected from the dead to lead the children to battle against the witch and her evil demonic forces. Good overcomes evil in the end and Narnia’s perpetual winter is broken. The ice melts, flowers bloom, and Narnia becomes a spring time paradise.

In a letter written to a friend in 1958, C.S. Lewis explained Aslan in this way: “What might Christ become like, if there really were a world like Narnia and He chose to be incarnate and die and rise again in that world as He actually has done in ours?”

C.S. Lewis had been an ardent atheist and a strict rationalist until he began encountering a network of Christians at Oxford University where he taught medieval and renaissance literature. After his conversion to Christ, he observed: “A young man who wishes to remain a sound Atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. There are traps everywhere [in reading the Bible].”

After hours upon hours discussing the reality of God and of Jesus Christ with his Christian friends, (including J.R.R. Tolkien) Lewis eventually came to the inevitable conclusion that there was a God, Jesus Christ was real, and that He had risen from the grave—just as it says in the Bible.

Once Lewis became a Christian, his writings in defense of Christianity and of the Gospel changed the lives of millions throughout the world. Lewis had the amazing ability to clearly and rationally explain why Jesus Christ is truly the Son of God and why it is reasonable to embrace him as Savior.

Writing in Mere Christianity, Lewis presented...

10 April 2006

LEGO My Desko!

The Desk...

So it has been a while since I presented a new large scale model/sculpture.

Could it be that Eric has burned out on LEGO building?

Not exactly.

The projects are just getting larger...

In April of 2000 while on a business trip I received a near-frantic email from someone with an unusual request. It seems that she represented a fellow with a company in Seattle (no, NOT Microsoft). Turns out that last September this guy was hired, and in his contract of employment it stipulated that he wanted a desk made out of LEGO.

The hiring company evidently really wanted...